Silence. Your Elixir is building. Your opponent’s hand trembles with impatience. And then... you commit. That infamous, doomsday 8 Elixir. It crashes down onto the Arena like thunder from the gods: GOLEM.
You call it slow? No. This is not a walk — it's an executioner approaching. With every step, the ground trembles. You scramble to defend, but deep inside you hear it: "It won't be enough." Because Golem is not just a tank. He is a prophecy. A force. You throw everything at him — Mini P.E.K.K.A? Crushed. Inferno Tower? It buys seconds, not salvation. As the Golem closes in on your tower, you watch — helpless, hopeless.
But the true nightmare begins when he dies.
That massive stone body explodes, shaking the battlefield. And from the smoke, they emerge: The Golemites. Small, furious, relentless. You thought it was over? It’s only begun. Your tower starts to cry — not literally, but it should — because your Elixir is gone, your defenses shattered, and your hope has bled out.
A player who drops Golem doesn’t just fight you.
They end you.
Those who mock the Golem are the same ones who quietly quit the game under the rubble of their own towers.
im there since the game was EXTREMELY popular (i mean im not REALLY part of the fandom anymore... the game have fell down and i dont play it anymore like i always did before), 2021
Bro it fell down with popularity not updates they’re sick af 😭 (btw have you tried the new songs because i dont think you have and also week 8 is coming out in 4 months not weekend 1 week 8 with new bf story)
You motherfucking piece of shit how dare you bet your mom doesnt love you bet you look like a discord mod bet you so ugly even looking at you is a sin bet if you even did good things god will still refuse to put you in heaven youre so disgusting even hell wouldnt except you even lucifer himself would throw off if he looked at you no one loves you and you should disapear ❤️
No, i just take peoples opinions after fighting with them. And the game doesnt suck its just you dont know how to play and unlock 99 percent of its content (and if you dont like this game just say the things you dont like about it and not in a language that offends people)
AY AY AY WAIT HOLD ON I SAW ANDROID BUILD A SECOND AGO IT DISAPEARED AS I REFRESHED PAGE I AM NOT DREAMING I SAW IT SAYING “Funkin (Android x32 Build)” 523 MB WITH ANDROID LOGO DID IT GOT LEAKED? DID SOMEONE DOWNLOAD IT PLEASE TELL ME
Because theres nothing to talk about the game every bug is fixed game is good and doesnt lack any features that should be added and we know most things that are gonna be added in the next update theres no secrets no game theory no nothing and we know nothing about the story rn because it just started so we cant even talk about that so the only thing we can do is make it a discord server 😭
Hey all. Just want to let you all know that the "torn person" user is 11 years old and underage. I highly advise of everyone to report him. This isn't a troll or anything, but I think he should get off this platform because not only are underaged users not meant to be on here, but he is also frequently exposed to NSFW images and topics. It's best to get him suspended and prevent him from interacting with weird users.
Also, he may try to spread lies about me, and whatever they are, they aren't true. He is trying to make me look bad so people think I am just trying to get him banned when in reality it's just for the greater good...
I have so many screenshots of my self being called a girl(Im a guy) that I could, if I wanted to, I could make someone look like a real piece of shit. I have so much power over my homies. >:3
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sneaky golem in the pocket:
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Silence. Your Elixir is building. Your opponent’s hand trembles with impatience. And then... you commit. That infamous, doomsday 8 Elixir. It crashes down onto the Arena like thunder from the gods: GOLEM.
You call it slow? No. This is not a walk — it's an executioner approaching. With every step, the ground trembles. You scramble to defend, but deep inside you hear it: "It won't be enough." Because Golem is not just a tank. He is a prophecy. A force. You throw everything at him — Mini P.E.K.K.A? Crushed. Inferno Tower? It buys seconds, not salvation. As the Golem closes in on your tower, you watch — helpless, hopeless.
But the true nightmare begins when he dies.
That massive stone body explodes, shaking the battlefield. And from the smoke, they emerge: The Golemites. Small, furious, relentless. You thought it was over? It’s only begun. Your tower starts to cry — not literally, but it should — because your Elixir is gone, your defenses shattered, and your hope has bled out.
A player who drops Golem doesn’t just fight you.
They end you.
Those who mock the Golem are the same ones who quietly quit the game under the rubble of their own towers.
What if i say weeners
fuck
Chill
stop saying cuss words guys
its inappropriate and violent
yall needa calm down
why cant i get game on my windows?? it says "cannot connect to lbvc please try again" like WTF
Install ibvc bro 😭
dumbass i did
chill he's 12
Then the game’s broken.
broken like your moms hymen after last night
Nuh uh
first game that has a comment section that made me nope out of even trying to play. huge shoutout
that’s the trade off of a cartoony art style and massive popularity: a lot of stupid-ass kids lmao
This game is 18+ btw
☝️🤓 Erm, actually, it is 17+, not 18+
Just play it bro its good 😭
W
damn everyone from the old community is like gone
Um okay
I've been playing since week 7 came out. (Although this account had been created like 15 days ago) Does that count me as a part of the old community?
I’ve been playing from the week 6 leaks does that count?
children please I was here before they even announced Pico in week 3
I misremembered. I actually played since the game was still in development.
on 2nd thought I just got a sudden flashback struck into my head at terminal velocity..
I came up with the idea for this rythm game before its development
im there since the game was EXTREMELY popular (i mean im not REALLY part of the fandom anymore... the game have fell down and i dont play it anymore like i always did before), 2021
Bro it fell down with popularity not updates they’re sick af 😭 (btw have you tried the new songs because i dont think you have and also week 8 is coming out in 4 months not weekend 1 week 8 with new bf story)
nah not me i remember u
btw im unfunniest guuy
beep bp ba
Hamburger
wha the
huh
DONT DO IT THATS ANOTHER RAGEBAITER
yall im boredddd 😭 Ttm +1 (518) 690-5078 txt me "katanas" that way ik ur from here and not some random
also reply to my comment so ik ur gonna txt me
what the fuck is this comment section bro
you should see the sprunki comment section mate
I made it pure :D
^ not rlly...
idk
Would lowkey make a discord server dedicated to this entire fucking comment section 😭🙏
(No rules;)
no bro
what's yall's fav song ??? I love M.I.L.F
I like stress pico mix and lit up bf mix theyre fire af
Kawaiisprite be cooking nowadays fr fr
I love MILFS
erect and pico's spookez r so good icll tje whole weekend 6 n senpai's were SUCH a vibe 22
South Er-ct
Fuckass game💔 W comment section tho
You motherfucking piece of shit how dare you bet your mom doesnt love you bet you look like a discord mod bet you so ugly even looking at you is a sin bet if you even did good things god will still refuse to put you in heaven youre so disgusting even hell wouldnt except you even lucifer himself would throw off if he looked at you no one loves you and you should disapear ❤️
Faggot.
who called me 🤤🤤
And plus the game DOES suck you just don't know how to handle opinions 🥀 you're probably like 12
No, i just take peoples opinions after fighting with them. And the game doesnt suck its just you dont know how to play and unlock 99 percent of its content (and if you dont like this game just say the things you dont like about it and not in a language that offends people)
And i am a 23 year old grown ass woman that gets offended easily 😃👍
we CAN tell (im on ur side dont attack me plz 🥺)
Me or who?
AY AY AY WAIT HOLD ON I SAW ANDROID BUILD A SECOND AGO IT DISAPEARED AS I REFRESHED PAGE I AM NOT DREAMING I SAW IT SAYING “Funkin (Android x32 Build)” 523 MB WITH ANDROID LOGO DID IT GOT LEAKED? DID SOMEONE DOWNLOAD IT PLEASE TELL ME
You uh good
Not since last time i checked 😃
love it
ima be honest, idk why we cant just talk abt the game, or even smth involving the game. it's a games itch comment section, not a discord chat
Because theres nothing to talk about the game every bug is fixed game is good and doesnt lack any features that should be added and we know most things that are gonna be added in the next update theres no secrets no game theory no nothing and we know nothing about the story rn because it just started so we cant even talk about that so the only thing we can do is make it a discord server 😭
fair ig, but atleast talk about the game like every once in a while
Gf or nene?
wdym? also how tf did you get a dislike from that?
Gf and nene are the characters on the speaker i am askin you which one do you prefer
Bro this comment section is so fucked lmao ya'll need to touch grass frfr
Erm what
Atleast i have a job :)
torn persons fault
32bit pls
HOW DO I GET PICO
finish weekend 1
Holy yap
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V
9/11 was bad
finally smth true you said
Hey all. Just want to let you all know that the "torn person" user is 11 years old and underage. I highly advise of everyone to report him. This isn't a troll or anything, but I think he should get off this platform because not only are underaged users not meant to be on here, but he is also frequently exposed to NSFW images and topics. It's best to get him suspended and prevent him from interacting with weird users.
Also, he may try to spread lies about me, and whatever they are, they aren't true. He is trying to make me look bad so people think I am just trying to get him banned when in reality it's just for the greater good...
Thanks all.
I know him in person bro hes 20 and ragebaiting doesnt work on this guy bcz hes one
Wait you know slashdude irl
Why are you defending him.
No ones defending no one bro
Ur sus
Yea mr grotesqueblud
sure bud.. sure..
Im seriously rn
You mean serious?
Same thing
tboi torn photo:
I took a 2 week break and now I'm booty cheeks
Error: the ai can’t accept your requests because it’s against the terms and policy
Huh?
Nothing what about you 😃
Hmmm 😑 depends
Share your most embarassing story and i’ll rate it :D ☕️
My teacher raped me
in ohio 💀 ayo thats SIX-SEVENNN 🤣😂
2/10 no context
💔💔💔
I learned that I sound like a 15 yo girl :\
Upload yo voice in one of my posts and lemme rate it
I don't know how to put an audio clip :\
Upload a video on youtube talking random shi then upload the video url in my qt rewired mod post then delete the video on youtube after i rate it
unpopular opinion but psych engine is shit and sucks
But most mods are for psych engine so youre forced to use it
you know in pikmin how blues are useless in combat and you only have them becuse you NEED them its like that
Yes bro hug emoji
Random fucking question but erm do you have discord
I'm asking because the group chat I in also has a discord server
I wish i had one but no bcz its impossible for me rn
Btw did it work?
ignore torn, he is deadass 11 years old and shouldnt even be on discord
Even better
I hate raw garlic
NOOOOOOO 😢
You good?
Dont think so :p
:(
Btw Long time no see 🐱
Yeah! :3
"Oh noooo i dont wanna not be living"
"Noooooo I'm gonna not be alivveeee"
W reference
Should I chat here too sometimes
Well if you say so 👍
Where are you i am bored 😭
Fades in you called
I wish I could play it 😭🙁
It wont let me press enter/start on my school keyboard on the iPad
Don't have a Paypal account (I'm in the minority. Besides, I don't live in a country it supports access to)
You're one to talk 😏
I don't have paypal, but ok
meow.....
Mew!
Yo bro you dead? (or school took away your laptop)
Bro where are you 😭
I have so many screenshots of my self being called a girl(Im a guy) that I could, if I wanted to, I could make someone look like a real piece of shit. I have so much power over my homies. >:3
Edit: they know I'm not trans
SIX SEVENN 😂🤣
No, should I be scared?