Dear mirks.I am writing this story as a warning to all those who do not bite Mentos immediately after putting it in their mouth.Well, me and my girlfriend went to college in different cities.After a month of separation, we finally decided to meet, and since I was very happy about it, I decided to give her cunnilingus.I always liked it, but this time for some reason her pussy smelled like a dead pope and tasted even worse.I didn't want to offend her, so I took Mentos.While licking, I accidentally pushed it into her, but luckily I have nimble fingers and quickly dug it out, put it back in my mouth and bit it open.Unfortunately, what ended up in my mouth was not Mentos.It was a gonorrhea lump.(It should be noted here that the lump was the size of a fucking Mentos) I started screaming, puking and throwing myself around the room.When I had no more words to say and rinsed my mouth, I demanded that she tell me what the fuck was going on.It turned out that the stupid female dog cheated on me with some guy a week after leaving and she had no idea there was anything wrong with her.Since then, I've been sitting in my basement treating gonorrhea in my mouth and educating people on the proper consumption of Mentos.
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LETSS GOOOOOOO
im back
YEAH
WE GOT IT
faaawwwkk
HOLY SHIT IM DREAMING
NEVER MIND IT IS
its not even on itch yet
fix the fucking game
no volume brah
watch your mouth please, say it nicer
ITS HEREREWIJER
i dont see the updat
Try funkin-windows-64bit.zip.
ITS HERE
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HERE
it's here
ITS HERE
it's here
yo...
its still up on apple music here
i think so!
caseoh
Game dont run
Dear mirks. I writing story to all who not
i like the game
hello people, I'm really hoping for that pico day update 'cause y'all are going insane
bro came back
Im dying of laughter
im gonna touch you fn
....Eh I'm not comfortable with that, maybe go touch yourself?
we lowlife commenters already do that 24/7
I bet-
Dear mirks. I am writing this story as a warning to all those who do not bite Mentos immediately after putting it in their mouth. Well, me and my girlfriend went to college in different cities. After a month of separation, we finally decided to meet, and since I was very happy about it, I decided to give her cunnilingus. I always liked it, but this time for some reason her pussy smelled like a dead pope and tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her, so I took Mentos. While licking, I accidentally pushed it into her, but luckily I have nimble fingers and quickly dug it out, put it back in my mouth and bit it open. Unfortunately, what ended up in my mouth was not Mentos. It was a gonorrhea lump. (It should be noted here that the lump was the size of a fucking Mentos) I started screaming, puking and throwing myself around the room. When I had no more words to say and rinsed my mouth, I demanded that she tell me what the fuck was going on. It turned out that the stupid female dog cheated on me with some guy a week after leaving and she had no idea there was anything wrong with her. Since then, I've been sitting in my basement treating gonorrhea in my mouth and educating people on the proper consumption of Mentos.
8/10 copypasta
Solution: (what I would do) Rip her hair out the next you see her and get a fucking therapist-
THE FUCK?
yo wth is this chat
YO is this game dead?
i think
dont know
yes
imagine if this chat got leaked to the fbi or some shit lol
dang this brings back memories
Im shitting bricks what r these comments
don't ask, nobody knows at this point
this game is epic
step outside lil bro we having a kung fu duel
oh well ok lol
I'll fanum tax that skibidi gyatt
real
fanum tax it already also sorry for just getting mad cause you said gen alpha stuff or smth
ok
FANUM TAX (:<
i can no longer contain my alpha skibidi sigma ultra wolf energy
w h y c a n y o u n o t c h a n g e t h e k e y b i n d s
newgrounfs
u can change in the older versions by pressing donate i think
anyone in school want an unblocked browser version of minecraft? just askin
sir this is friday night funkin comment section not a r/minecraft reddit page
erm aktshually itsch jusht a chatroom
true but still isnt a r/minecraft reddit page
i get that but i'm gonna say what i want
yeah do that i guess
wanted unblocked Browser Version Of Incest Hentai
SWEEEET HOOOOME ALABAMAAAAA
I do
i said uhhhhhhh (i cant speak cuz im joe biden)
skibidi toilet minion
LMAO
he likes little boys and girls tho
he likes them young, as young as possible tho
You even repost on itch.io you eel brained turd eater
i take it you're like the "leader" or whatever of this violent hellscape of a chatroom
nuh uh that’s me
fight me
Why tf would I be leader
no that's me
shut up jordan
i will rizz you like livvy dunne. don't try me, little ohio bitrch
many men