Dear chat, I'm running out of time, the hemorrhoids from my very old age (I'm 81 now) are gonna get me. They already took Josh. If this is my last message, let this be my final middle finger to the wait of the Pico Update.
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i cant do this anymore bro. im hungry, im thirsty, im cold and im bored and yet theres no update. i give up. im hanging myself in honor of baldi spanking pico. im not waiting for this update anymore
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what it'll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
That girl was hot.
She's my cousin!
She is?
Yes, we're all cousins.
Right. You're right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? We're bees.
We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
Well, there's a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
You're gonna be a stirrer?
No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
We're starting work today!
Today's the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
What'd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
E eu sinto o Shadow no meu cu
Larissa, não quero teus beijo
Só me apaixono por ouriços-pretos ou azuis nos pelos
Mas, de qualquer jeito
Não
Não quero ser humano
Quero só esse mano
De animais lindos com muito tesão
Não quero namorar
A mulher que quer me dar
Shadow, quero ação
E eu sinto o Shadow no meu cu
Larissa, não quero teus beijo
Só me apaixono por ouriços-pretos ou azuis nos pelos
Mas, de qualquer jeito
Não
Não quero ser humano
Quero só esse mano
De animais lindos com muito tesão
Não quero namorar
A mulher que quer me dar
Shadow, quero ação
E eu sem o Sonic sou só mais um ninguém
Sonho com a Rouge the Bath
(Sonho com a Rouge the Bath)
E eu sei que existe alguém com tesão também
Em ver ouriço chupando um pé
(Cala a boca, porra)
(I have these lucid dreams where I can't move a thing)
Sento no Shadow de ré
(Sento no Shadow de ré, yeah)
(You were my everything, thoughts of a wedding ring)
Quero o Shadow em my bed
(Quero o Shadow em my bed)
Pelo no peito, essa porra é maneira
Quero o Shadow na minha banheira
É, nós metemo a noite inteira
Ele rebenta com a minha rabeta
Punheta no ouriço que vem meter vrau
Pego com o gosto no seu dark pau
Chama meu cu de buraco do caos
Mete profundo no anel do mal
Robotnik sujou o bigode
Lambendo a vara do ouriço que fode
Firme com gosto, que nem animal
Shadow na cama, só faz funeral
Criatura perfeita, sim, ele é God
Shadow sem calça, ele é o meu lorde
Pede que eu sento legal
Hoje cê lambe as esmeralda do caos
Shadow
Quero te dar
Amor que ninguém mais vai te entregar
Quero te penetrar
(Ah)
E eu sinto o Shadow no meu cu
Seus pelo' em my back, eu sou gay, viu
Já tá no ponto de vício, é terrível
Sua força é incrível
Me beija na boca
(Wow)
Shadow, eu sou seu fã
Só de você sou fã
Foda-se, mulher
Eu quero seu pé
Teus hentay é mó bom
Ouriço da ação
Vem tirar meu biquíni
(Biquíni)
E eu sinto o Shadow no meu cu
Seus pelo em my back, eu sou gay, viu
Já tá no ponto de vício, é terrível
Sua força é incrível
Me beija na boca
(Wow)
Shadow, eu sou seu fã
Só de você sou fã
Foda-se, mulher
Eu quero seu pé
Teus hentay é mó bom
Ouriço da ação
Vem tirar meu biquíni
(Biquíni)
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i did it... i saved the town
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REJECT BALDI EMBRACE SONIC
person below me is a simp
dammit, u got away this time
i dont have enough women in my life to simp for one
So simp for men
IM ABOUT TO MAKE BALD MIDGET PICO IF IT DOESNT DROP TODAY
do it
yeah im actually leaving gn chat
i hope the devs are fucking happy bro
i also hope baldi keeps beating up pico
mfw
where is the update???
newgrounds updated
UR SHITTING ME
nuh uh
I'm done
im going to shit myself if this update come out right now!!!!!!
I JUST CHECKED, THEY HAVENT EVEN RELEASED THE OST ON YT YET, THEY USUALLY DO BEFORE THE UPDATE DROPS
Im just going to draw while the updates releases :)
Yeah, i do
you BASTARD
what happened to your final words
Dear chat, I'm running out of time, the hemorrhoids from my very old age (I'm 81 now) are gonna get me. They already took Josh. If this is my last message, let this be my final middle finger to the wait of the Pico Update.
R.I.P
just funkin update...
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I will suck Pico off
no
i cant do this anymore bro. im hungry, im thirsty, im cold and im bored and yet theres no update. i give up. im hanging myself in honor of baldi spanking pico. im not waiting for this update anymore
real
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Reject baldi, embrace sonic.
im subterhuge rn
we gooning before the update???????
i feel sonic up my ass
show his toeskilmel
ill make the update myself
@idksterling we need u to explain why this update isnt coming out
hi gang
WHY WONT YOU FUNKIN' UPDATE
i just nutted
funkin and bustin
WE NEED THIS!!!
my brother in christ, did you just post the whole bee movie opening scene script?
mhm
thank you for this
E eu sinto o Shadow no meu cu Larissa, não quero teus beijo Só me apaixono por ouriços-pretos ou azuis nos pelos Mas, de qualquer jeito Não Não quero ser humano Quero só esse mano De animais lindos com muito tesão Não quero namorar A mulher que quer me dar Shadow, quero ação
E eu sinto o Shadow no meu cu Larissa, não quero teus beijo Só me apaixono por ouriços-pretos ou azuis nos pelos Mas, de qualquer jeito Não Não quero ser humano Quero só esse mano De animais lindos com muito tesão Não quero namorar A mulher que quer me dar Shadow, quero ação
E eu sem o Sonic sou só mais um ninguém Sonho com a Rouge the Bath (Sonho com a Rouge the Bath)
E eu sei que existe alguém com tesão também Em ver ouriço chupando um pé (Cala a boca, porra)
(I have these lucid dreams where I can't move a thing)
Sento no Shadow de ré (Sento no Shadow de ré, yeah)
(You were my everything, thoughts of a wedding ring)
Quero o Shadow em my bed (Quero o Shadow em my bed)
Pelo no peito, essa porra é maneira Quero o Shadow na minha banheira É, nós metemo a noite inteira Ele rebenta com a minha rabeta Punheta no ouriço que vem meter vrau Pego com o gosto no seu dark pau Chama meu cu de buraco do caos Mete profundo no anel do mal Robotnik sujou o bigode Lambendo a vara do ouriço que fode Firme com gosto, que nem animal Shadow na cama, só faz funeral Criatura perfeita, sim, ele é God Shadow sem calça, ele é o meu lorde Pede que eu sento legal Hoje cê lambe as esmeralda do caos
Shadow Quero te dar Amor que ninguém mais vai te entregar Quero te penetrar (Ah)
E eu sinto o Shadow no meu cu Seus pelo' em my back, eu sou gay, viu Já tá no ponto de vício, é terrível Sua força é incrível Me beija na boca (Wow) Shadow, eu sou seu fã Só de você sou fã Foda-se, mulher Eu quero seu pé Teus hentay é mó bom Ouriço da ação Vem tirar meu biquíni (Biquíni)
E eu sinto o Shadow no meu cu Seus pelo em my back, eu sou gay, viu Já tá no ponto de vício, é terrível Sua força é incrível Me beija na boca (Wow) Shadow, eu sou seu fã Só de você sou fã Foda-se, mulher Eu quero seu pé Teus hentay é mó bom Ouriço da ação Vem tirar meu biquíni (Biquíni)
wait wha
i have been starving myself this whole day just so i wouldnt miss the update. im cooked
BRO GO EAT
i R E Q U I R E flys
F R O G invasion rise up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS OUT
jk >:)
ok
my heart rate went up
realy??????????????????????????ww
GO PICO