downvote or disagree in any manner if u like 30 gazillion bbcs up ur butt everyday 24/7 (btw this cant be countered in any way shape or form) + ur banned from Agartha 👱🏻♂️⚡️⚡️glory to yakub
Can you change your pfp bcz i am not able memorize your name and because of that i keep thinking its just some dude then i look at the name and after thinking for a minute i realize its and- and- please change your pfp i have memory disorder
They run in front of me, I had to explain to a mom that I could not move out of the way as I was on a swing. Another time one ran in front of me walking and tripped over my foot.
I was using P-Slice (V-Slice; or Base Game and Psych Engine) and I accidentally got Tankman as a playable character and BF and Pico was locked and it said no mods were loaded.
Its a glitch when the game updates and loads into the protected github files i got it 2 times it will refuse to play tho just reset the game (btw can you explain which engine because you said psych and base game and according to me theres no mixed version and the glitch only works on v-slice)
Silence. Your Elixir is building. Your opponent’s hand trembles with impatience. And then... you commit. That infamous, doomsday 8 Elixir. It crashes down onto the Arena like thunder from the gods: GOLEM.
You call it slow? No. This is not a walk — it's an executioner approaching. With every step, the ground trembles. You scramble to defend, but deep inside you hear it: "It won't be enough." Because Golem is not just a tank. He is a prophecy. A force. You throw everything at him — Mini P.E.K.K.A? Crushed. Inferno Tower? It buys seconds, not salvation. As the Golem closes in on your tower, you watch — helpless, hopeless.
But the true nightmare begins when he dies.
That massive stone body explodes, shaking the battlefield. And from the smoke, they emerge: The Golemites. Small, furious, relentless. You thought it was over? It’s only begun. Your tower starts to cry — not literally, but it should — because your Elixir is gone, your defenses shattered, and your hope has bled out.
A player who drops Golem doesn’t just fight you.
They end you.
Those who mock the Golem are the same ones who quietly quit the game under the rubble of their own towers.
im there since the game was EXTREMELY popular (i mean im not REALLY part of the fandom anymore... the game have fell down and i dont play it anymore like i always did before), 2021
Bro it fell down with popularity not updates they’re sick af 😭 (btw have you tried the new songs because i dont think you have and also week 8 is coming out in 4 months not weekend 1 week 8 with new bf story)
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The temperature is rising just like the water levels in your basement. You should have fixed your plumbing a week ago, but no, you didn't.
lets be real
phonk is better than all fnf music 🗿
if you disagree you just not tuff
downvote or disagree in any manner if u like 30 gazillion bbcs up ur butt everyday 24/7 (btw this cant be countered in any way shape or form) + ur banned from Agartha 👱🏻♂️⚡️⚡️glory to yakub
holy tuff
fr boi + youre allowed in agartha
May god have mercy on my brain.
Also how would one fit 33 "gazillion" British Broadcasting Companies in someone's colon? There's not even that many to start with.
Big black cock nih
Thanks for the free report. I don't even have to explain the acronym now. Fucking dumb ass. X3
Reporting aint doing shit I got like 4 backup alts all made under vpns so they'll never be able to ban them all at once
Ive gotten banned like 5 times already, each time ive just made new accounts 🤣🤣 retard
so tuff boiiii. I have 67 seven phonk songs saved🗿🗿
W BLUD + Youre allowed in agartha 👱🏻♂️⚡️⚡️
Timmy toughknuckles ah
yes thats me
i didn`t know haxefixel was the same with itcho.i
Fun fact: most high schoolers don't know what a lumen is, and it's annoying.
Lumen is used for measuring the amout of light the light source is giving or the amount of energy its using 😇
Well.. yes but actually no(but perhaps yesn't would make more sense), it's a measurement of how many candles it'd take to make that amount of light...
where did you get this information from?
The walls that speak.
type shi
fun fact: Agartha is real. Embrace Yakub
фанкин крю убить закапать
Itch io thinks i am a bot
Spookeez is the best song in the game, fight me.
Every other song in the game is a close second.
I'm more of a Pico guy
That goddamn BF and Pico duet is majestic
Pico funny
counter: philly nice, its such a vibe
Hell yeah
IT IS THE WORST ON NIGHTMARE
spookeez lowk ass
My hands are broken. THANKS :D
fnf should do a spotify wrap kinda thing where you can see what tracks you played the most
sick beats and uhhh... thanks for breaking my wrists
friday night funkin.exe
what are yall's fav pokemon?
Ditto as it's just a silly little guy.
i also like ditto
Ash-Greninja
hes overrated ur boring
i just know u like bbc that ISNT from agartha.
I dont watch pokemon at all tbh ive only seen XYZ Sun n Moon and Indigo League
lame
finally i can fulfill my childhood DREAM!
wha
It said “put your username” and i said “No”
You know me by another name, but it's all the same.
Habibi come to sprunky comments
Can you change your pfp bcz i am not able memorize your name and because of that i keep thinking its just some dude then i look at the name and after thinking for a minute i realize its and- and- please change your pfp i have memory disorder
I will soon.
Done and; Nil?
My femboy friend 😃
d(-w-)b Mew.
Fun fact: small amounts of depleted uranium can be eaten safely.
I know that i watched an old man do that
How the heck could you not love this game it has awesome characters and a great story and pico is the best (also bf is cool)
Tell me your weird fears :3 🫠
I have a fear of children, for I keep accidentally kicking them.
how exactly does one accidentally kick a child?
They run in front of me, I had to explain to a mom that I could not move out of the way as I was on a swing. Another time one ran in front of me walking and tripped over my foot.
My fear is to not fear of fear
turtles. Yup.
^ all these earthians are corny
how can i use the mod
If mobile go to android/data/.funkin’/mods if pc idk find a tutorial i play on my phone
Hey, No, on a 10+ yr old laptop instead of another shitbox that I had to give back to my school.
Another me, another soul. :3
Soul guider? Is this you?
in my depressive state and a random game of south in which i got 100% in i have decided i will perfect every song in picos mix until the next update
Ive gotten a golden S in every song so ask me if you want any tips
I've decided to do that too I just have 2hot left
I
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epic
Stan Itzy! GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS!
YESS!! stream the mv<333
Yes!!!! <3333
kill itzy
why?
because someone else said stan itzy
stan itzy
If grasshopers come from grass then what do cockroaches come from?
No
cock
Maybe the real Friday Night Funkin' we did was the friends we made along the way?
I was using P-Slice (V-Slice; or Base Game and Psych Engine) and I accidentally got Tankman as a playable character and BF and Pico was locked and it said no mods were loaded.
Its a glitch when the game updates and loads into the protected github files i got it 2 times it will refuse to play tho just reset the game (btw can you explain which engine because you said psych and base game and according to me theres no mixed version and the glitch only works on v-slice)
There's glitches in FNF?
I mean i know its the most polished game in the world but nothing can be perfect
Well that's true
The mixed version is called P-Slice, or Psych Slice
Toes
heels
calves
sneaky golem in the pocket:
Silence. Your Elixir is building. Your opponent’s hand trembles with impatience. And then... you commit. That infamous, doomsday 8 Elixir. It crashes down onto the Arena like thunder from the gods: GOLEM.
You call it slow? No. This is not a walk — it's an executioner approaching. With every step, the ground trembles. You scramble to defend, but deep inside you hear it: "It won't be enough." Because Golem is not just a tank. He is a prophecy. A force. You throw everything at him — Mini P.E.K.K.A? Crushed. Inferno Tower? It buys seconds, not salvation. As the Golem closes in on your tower, you watch — helpless, hopeless.
But the true nightmare begins when he dies.
That massive stone body explodes, shaking the battlefield. And from the smoke, they emerge: The Golemites. Small, furious, relentless. You thought it was over? It’s only begun. Your tower starts to cry — not literally, but it should — because your Elixir is gone, your defenses shattered, and your hope has bled out.
A player who drops Golem doesn’t just fight you.
They end you.
Those who mock the Golem are the same ones who quietly quit the game under the rubble of their own towers.
What if i say weeners
Chill
stop saying cuss words guys
its inappropriate and violent
fuck piss shit cock!
Shit
yall needa calm down
why cant i get game on my windows?? it says "cannot connect to lbvc please try again" like WTF
Install ibvc bro 😭
dumbass i did
chill he's 12
Then the game’s broken.
Nuh uh
libvlc? Install VLC if you’re trying to play on Linux or something
first game that has a comment section that made me nope out of even trying to play. huge shoutout
that’s the trade off of a cartoony art style and massive popularity: a lot of stupid-ass kids lmao
This game is 18+ btw
☝️🤓 Erm, actually, it is 17+, not 18+
wait what
Yea bcz it got tickle fight (if yk what i mean)
Blame content farms
Just play it bro its good 😭
W
damn everyone from the old community is like gone
Um okay
I've been playing since week 7 came out. (Although this account had been created like 15 days ago) Does that count me as a part of the old community?
I’ve been playing from the week 6 leaks does that count?
children please I was here before they even announced Pico in week 3
I misremembered. I actually played since the game was still in development.
on 2nd thought I just got a sudden flashback struck into my head at terminal velocity..
I came up with the idea for this rythm game before its development
im there since the game was EXTREMELY popular (i mean im not REALLY part of the fandom anymore... the game have fell down and i dont play it anymore like i always did before), 2021
Bro it fell down with popularity not updates they’re sick af 😭 (btw have you tried the new songs because i dont think you have and also week 8 is coming out in 4 months not weekend 1 week 8 with new bf story)
nah not me i remember u
btw im unfunniest guuy