Dear mirks.I am writing this story as a warning to all those who do not bite Mentos immediately after putting it in their mouth.Well, me and my girlfriend went to college in different cities.After a month of separation, we finally decided to meet, and since I was very happy about it, I decided to give her cunnilingus.I always liked it, but this time for some reason her pussy smelled like a dead pope and tasted even worse.I didn't want to offend her, so I took Mentos.While licking, I accidentally pushed it into her, but luckily I have nimble fingers and quickly dug it out, put it back in my mouth and bit it open.Unfortunately, what ended up in my mouth was not Mentos.It was a gonorrhea lump.(It should be noted here that the lump was the size of a fucking Mentos) I started screaming, puking and throwing myself around the room.When I had no more words to say and rinsed my mouth, I demanded that she tell me what the fuck was going on.It turned out that the stupid female dog cheated on me with some guy a week after leaving and she had no idea there was anything wrong with her.Since then, I've been sitting in my basement treating gonorrhea in my mouth and educating people on the proper consumption of Mentos.
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ITS OUT !!!!!
no fucking way its out
"null object reference"
god damn it-
at least we got 1 song and a cool ass cutscene...?????
null object reference got me like
it crashes if you download it locally
LETS GOOOOO
freak
its all over!
LETSS GOOOOOOO
im back
YEAH
WE GOT IT
faaawwwkk
HOLY SHIT IM DREAMING
NEVER MIND IT IS
its not even on itch yet
fix the fucking game
no volume brah
watch your mouth please, say it nicer
ITS HEREREWIJER
i dont see the updat
Try funkin-windows-64bit.zip.
ITS HERE
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HERE
it's here
ITS HERE
it's here
yo...
its still up on apple music here
i think so!
caseoh
Game dont run
Dear mirks. I writing story to all who not
i like the game
hello people, I'm really hoping for that pico day update 'cause y'all are going insane
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bro came back
Im dying of laughter
im gonna touch you fn
....Eh I'm not comfortable with that, maybe go touch yourself?
we lowlife commenters already do that 24/7
I bet-
Dear mirks. I am writing this story as a warning to all those who do not bite Mentos immediately after putting it in their mouth. Well, me and my girlfriend went to college in different cities. After a month of separation, we finally decided to meet, and since I was very happy about it, I decided to give her cunnilingus. I always liked it, but this time for some reason her pussy smelled like a dead pope and tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her, so I took Mentos. While licking, I accidentally pushed it into her, but luckily I have nimble fingers and quickly dug it out, put it back in my mouth and bit it open. Unfortunately, what ended up in my mouth was not Mentos. It was a gonorrhea lump. (It should be noted here that the lump was the size of a fucking Mentos) I started screaming, puking and throwing myself around the room. When I had no more words to say and rinsed my mouth, I demanded that she tell me what the fuck was going on. It turned out that the stupid female dog cheated on me with some guy a week after leaving and she had no idea there was anything wrong with her. Since then, I've been sitting in my basement treating gonorrhea in my mouth and educating people on the proper consumption of Mentos.
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8/10 copypasta
Solution: (what I would do) Rip her hair out the next you see her and get a fucking therapist-
THE FUCK?
yo wth is this chat
YO is this game dead?
i think
dont know
yes
imagine if this chat got leaked to the fbi or some shit lol
dang this brings back memories
Im shitting bricks what r these comments
don't ask, nobody knows at this point