I'm tired of this. These stupid motherfuckers won't even be professional about it and make the fucking update downloadable, but any other indie game would have an update available on all platforms.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Maybe they'd update it if everyone would stop complaining lol
wdym its out
^^
GUYS, THE UPDATE IS AVAILABLE AT THE VERY TOP OF THIS PAGE WHERE YOU CAN PLAY IT TOO, AND IS ALOT FASTER!
Ne ne is hotter them gf ngl
DOWNLOAD WHEN?!?!?!?!/11/!1/1?!?!?!?!?1?!?
DOWNLOAD WHEN?!?!?!?!/11/!1/1?!?!?!?!?1?!?
DOWNLOAD WHEN?!?!?!?!/11/!1/1?!?!?!?!?1?!?
DOWNLOAD WHEN?!?!?!?!/11/!1/1?!?!?!?!?1?!?
I'm tired of this. These stupid motherfuckers won't even be professional about it and make the fucking update downloadable, but any other indie game would have an update available on all platforms.
clearly someone doesn't know how difficult optimization is.
Bro they just updated the browser ver calm tf down
Sounds like someone missed their nap time
I did :(
LOLLL dumbass
W pfp girly
COME ON ITS SO CLOSE
yippeee
Its not UPPATED FOR ME and im on the website refreshing it constantly
lemme know when the itch build is up
Guys I am having really slow internet, please provide a downloadable build so I can actually play :(
DOWNLOAD WHEN?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?11//!/1/!?!?!?!
Prove it out ez
OK, the update is out. The update is out, but I can barely touch an arrow because I’m lagging as hell but that doesn’t stop me!!!
is it out on itch yet for windows?
Web For Now, It'll Say v0.5.0 Or Higher When For Windows
https://youtu.be/tPSyM1dOZnI PICO PERFECT SCREEN HOLY SHITYTTTT
ITS OUT!!!!!
ITS FUCKING OUT!!!!
IT'S OUT ON ITCH.IO, JUST NOT THE WINDOWS BUILD YET.
cap
It’s out
? you mean newgrounds right?
You know how you can play the game on itch.io without downloading it? I think they meant that
mano eu aperto tab e nunca carrega
any itchers
WHERE IS THE ITCH BUILD PLEASE
Wheres the itch build dave....
WHY NEWGROUNDS FIRST??? IT DOESN'T EVEN LOAD FOR ME.
it's on itch now just not downloadable
right now you can play the web versions on itch
check up here, not in the downloads
bro chill out
BRO IT NEVER FUCKING LOADS
can you dumbasses stop posting porn in the comments I'm trying to beat my Highscore.
I reported the person who sent the porn.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
shut the fuck up
ITS UP ON ITCH NOT THE DOWNLOAD BUT THE WEBSITE VERSION AAA
How do I unlock pico?
go to Freeplay and touch TAB
Stop fucking commenting porn
I think it stopped